Sunday, December 14, 2014
Wednesday, December 10, 2014
Years Later
This is for the "nerds" who didn't get enough tail back in high school.
The "nerd" wins in the end.
The "nerd" wins in the end.
Monday, December 1, 2014
Sunday, November 2, 2014
Foco Liz On A Bull After The Tom Leykis Show's Be Funny Live!
Foco Liz on a bull at Saddle Ranch Chop House on the Sunset Strip after Be Funny Live!
F Her Right In The Pussy: FHRITP Compilation
F Her Right In The Pussy: FHRITP Compilation: Super funny Fuck Her Right In The Pussy video compilation from January - September 2014 Thanks to whoever put this together.
F Her Right In The Pussy: Great FHRITP Compilation
F Her Right In The Pussy: Great FHRITP Compilation: Great FHRITP Compilation. Thanks to whoever put this together.
Friday, April 25, 2014
Various Quotes On Marriage and Such
"Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!" -- Anonymous
"Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly." -- Voltaire
"Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished." -- Goethe
A Three Year Old Walked Over To A Pregnant Lady
A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.
He inquisitively ask the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "I’m having a baby."
With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
He inquisitively ask the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "I’m having a baby."
With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
Friday, April 18, 2014
At The Nudist Camp
A young boy was taken for his first visit to a nudist camp by his parents. He was surprised at all the different penis sizes on the various men and asked his father about it. The father, being rather well endowed, explained that it was a measure of intelligence, the big ones being smart and the small ones being dumb. That afternoon the father was looking for his wife and asked his son if he had seen his mother.
Bad Driver
There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a very worried voice says, ’’Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!’’
Sunday, March 30, 2014
A Scottish man was at a baseball game...
A Scottish man was at a baseball game. It was the first time he had ever seen the sport so he sat quietly. The first batter approached the plate, took a few swings and then hit a double. Everyone was on their feet screaming "Run, run!"
This happened two more times, with a single and a triple. The Scottish man was now excited and ready to get into the game.
This happened two more times, with a single and a triple. The Scottish man was now excited and ready to get into the game.
Some Funny Answering Machine Messages.
My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished.
Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the phone right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right... real slowly. So leave a message, and when we're done brushing our teeth we'll get back to you.
Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the phone right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right... real slowly. So leave a message, and when we're done brushing our teeth we'll get back to you.
A Few Quick Jokes
Q: How do you get your wife to scream while you are having an orgasm?
A: Call her and tell her where you are.
Q: If you are having sex with two women and one more woman walks in, what do you have?
A: Divorce proceedings, most likely.
A: Call her and tell her where you are.
Q: If you are having sex with two women and one more woman walks in, what do you have?
A: Divorce proceedings, most likely.
Saturday, March 29, 2014
You know if you firmed this up...
One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on her butt and said, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle."
While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought, and replied with silence. The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast and said,
While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought, and replied with silence. The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast and said,
A Ship Goes Out To Sea...
A ship goes out to sea and crashes. 6 people (1 woman and 5 men) survive and use a safety raft to float to this deserted island.
After spending several weeks on the island, they all begin to get really lonely and sexually deprived. So they come to this agreement.
After spending several weeks on the island, they all begin to get really lonely and sexually deprived. So they come to this agreement.
In Line At The Grocery Store
A man was in a long line at the grocery store. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms. So he asked the checkout girl if she could have some condoms brought up to the register.
She asked, "What size condoms?" The customer replied that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants.
She asked, "What size condoms?" The customer replied that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants.
Monday, March 3, 2014
Eatin' Chili
A man goes into a cafe and sits down. A waitress comes to take his order, and he asks her, "What's the special of the day?"
"Chili," she says, "but the gentleman next to you got the last bowl."
The man says he'll just have coffee, and the waitress goes to fetch it. As he waited, he noticed the man next to him was eating a full lunch and the bowl of chili remained uneaten.
"Chili," she says, "but the gentleman next to you got the last bowl."
The man says he'll just have coffee, and the waitress goes to fetch it. As he waited, he noticed the man next to him was eating a full lunch and the bowl of chili remained uneaten.
A man went to visit his doctor...
A man went to visit his doctor. "Doc, my arm hurts bad. Can you check it out please?" the man pleads.
The doctor rolls up the man’s sleeve and suddenly hears the arm talk. "Hello, Doctor," says the arm. "Could you please lend me twenty bucks? I’'m desperate!"
"A ha!’’ says the doctor.
’’I see the problem now. Your arm is broke!"
The doctor rolls up the man’s sleeve and suddenly hears the arm talk. "Hello, Doctor," says the arm. "Could you please lend me twenty bucks? I’'m desperate!"
"A ha!’’ says the doctor.
’’I see the problem now. Your arm is broke!"
3 Sacks
Three women escape from prison....one is a redhead, one a
brunette, and one a blonde. They run for miles until they come
upon an old barn; they decide to hide in the hayloft and rest.
When they climb up, they find three gunnysacks and decide to put
them over their heads for camouflage. About an hour later the
sheriff and his deputy come into the barn. The sheriff tell his
deputy to go up and check out the hayloft.
brunette, and one a blonde. They run for miles until they come
upon an old barn; they decide to hide in the hayloft and rest.
When they climb up, they find three gunnysacks and decide to put
them over their heads for camouflage. About an hour later the
sheriff and his deputy come into the barn. The sheriff tell his
deputy to go up and check out the hayloft.
Sunday, March 2, 2014
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5 Reasons Computers Must Be Female
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
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