A Blonde A Brunette And A Redhead

In a fancy LA restaurant, there is a magical wish granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth -- if you lie, you disappear.

One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter the restaurant and decide to try out the mirror. The brunette goes first. 

"I think I'’m the smartest woman on earth." 

"POOF!" She disappears. The redhead goes up to try. 

"I think I'’m the prettiest woman on earth." 

"POOF!" She disappears. The blonde goes up. 

Nice Place For A Swing

She looks so trusting.....

He looks so ready to let her swing....

Years Later

This is for the "nerds" who didn't get enough tail back in high school.

The "nerd" wins in the end.

Watch Out Below!

Watch out below girls, my laxative just kicked in.

3 Sacks

Three women escape from prison....one is a redhead, one a
brunette, and one a blonde. They run for miles until they come
upon an old barn; they decide to hide in the hayloft and rest. 

When they climb up, they find three gunnysacks and decide to put
them over their heads for camouflage. About an hour later the
sheriff and his deputy come into the barn. The sheriff tell his
deputy to go up and check out the hayloft. 

Which one do you want?

5 Reasons Computers Must Be Female

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic. 

2. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.