3 Sacks

Three women escape from prison....one is a redhead, one a
brunette, and one a blonde. They run for miles until they come
upon an old barn; they decide to hide in the hayloft and rest. 

When they climb up, they find three gunnysacks and decide to put
them over their heads for camouflage. About an hour later the
sheriff and his deputy come into the barn. The sheriff tell his
deputy to go up and check out the hayloft. 

When he got up there the sheriff asked him what he saw. The
deputy told him just three gunnysacks. The sheriff told him to
find out what was in them.....so the deputy kicked the first
bag, which had the redhead in it......and she went "Bow-wow." So
the deputy told the sheriff there was a dog in the first one. 

Then he kicked the one with the brunette in it and she went
"Meow." The deputy told the sheriff there was a cat in the
second one. 

Then he kicked the one with the blonde in it and there was no
sound at all, so he kicked it again and the blonde said
"Potatoes."