A man goes into a cafe and sits down. A waitress comes to take his order, and he asks her, "What's the special of the day?"
"Chili," she says, "but the gentleman next to you got the last bowl."
The man says he'll just have coffee, and the waitress goes to fetch it. As he waited, he noticed the man next to him was eating a full lunch and the bowl of chili remained uneaten.
Monday, March 3, 2014
A man went to visit his doctor...
A man went to visit his doctor. "Doc, my arm hurts bad. Can you check it out please?" the man pleads.
The doctor rolls up the man’s sleeve and suddenly hears the arm talk. "Hello, Doctor," says the arm. "Could you please lend me twenty bucks? I’'m desperate!"
"A ha!’’ says the doctor.
’’I see the problem now. Your arm is broke!"
The doctor rolls up the man’s sleeve and suddenly hears the arm talk. "Hello, Doctor," says the arm. "Could you please lend me twenty bucks? I’'m desperate!"
"A ha!’’ says the doctor.
’’I see the problem now. Your arm is broke!"
3 Sacks
Three women escape from prison....one is a redhead, one a
brunette, and one a blonde. They run for miles until they come
upon an old barn; they decide to hide in the hayloft and rest.
When they climb up, they find three gunnysacks and decide to put
them over their heads for camouflage. About an hour later the
sheriff and his deputy come into the barn. The sheriff tell his
deputy to go up and check out the hayloft.
brunette, and one a blonde. They run for miles until they come
upon an old barn; they decide to hide in the hayloft and rest.
When they climb up, they find three gunnysacks and decide to put
them over their heads for camouflage. About an hour later the
sheriff and his deputy come into the barn. The sheriff tell his
deputy to go up and check out the hayloft.
Sunday, March 2, 2014
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5 Reasons Computers Must Be Female
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
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