Wednesday, January 28, 2015
Monday, January 26, 2015
Sitting Around The Locker Room
Several men are sitting around the locker room of a golf club when a mobile phone rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:
Husband - "Hello?"
Wife - "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
Husband - "Yes, I am"
Wife - "Great! I'm at the mall two blocks from where you are and I'm looking at a beautiful leather coat. It's absolutely gorgeous! Can I buy it?"
Husband - "What's the price?"
Wife - "Only $1,000."
Husband - "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much."
Wife - "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealer and saw the 2015 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price...and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year..."
Husband - "What price did he quote you?"
Wife - "Only $60,000"
Husband - "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
Wife - "Great! But before we hang up, just one more thing..."
Husband - "What?"
Wife - "I happened to stop by the real estate agent's office this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year for sale. The one with a pool, English garden and an acre of park area. The beach front property."
Husband - "How much are they asking?"
Wife - "Only $450,000.00 a terrific price...and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover it"
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