One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on her butt and said, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle."
While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought, and replied with silence. The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast and said,
Saturday, March 29, 2014
A Ship Goes Out To Sea...
A ship goes out to sea and crashes. 6 people (1 woman and 5 men) survive and use a safety raft to float to this deserted island.
After spending several weeks on the island, they all begin to get really lonely and sexually deprived. So they come to this agreement.
After spending several weeks on the island, they all begin to get really lonely and sexually deprived. So they come to this agreement.
In Line At The Grocery Store
A man was in a long line at the grocery store. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms. So he asked the checkout girl if she could have some condoms brought up to the register.
She asked, "What size condoms?" The customer replied that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants.
She asked, "What size condoms?" The customer replied that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants.
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