Is There Anyone Who Can Make Me Feel Like A Women?

On a trans-Atlantic flight, a plane is passing through a severe storm when one of the wings is struck by lightning. One woman stands up in the front of the plane and starts screaming, "I'm too young to die!". 

Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I've had plenty of love making in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well, I'’ve had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??" 

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. 

Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. He's gorgeous. Tall, built, with flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. 

The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the stranger approaches her. He removes his shirt.

Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers: "Iron this."