A Blonde A Brunette And A Redhead

In a fancy LA restaurant, there is a magical wish granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth -- if you lie, you disappear.

One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter the restaurant and decide to try out the mirror. The brunette goes first. 

"I think I'’m the smartest woman on earth." 

"POOF!" She disappears. The redhead goes up to try. 

"I think I'’m the prettiest woman on earth." 

"POOF!" She disappears. The blonde goes up. 

3 Sacks

Three women escape from prison....one is a redhead, one a
brunette, and one a blonde. They run for miles until they come
upon an old barn; they decide to hide in the hayloft and rest. 

When they climb up, they find three gunnysacks and decide to put
them over their heads for camouflage. About an hour later the
sheriff and his deputy come into the barn. The sheriff tell his
deputy to go up and check out the hayloft.