Various Quotes On Marriage and Such

"Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!"  -- Anonymous
  
"Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly." -- Voltaire

"Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished." -- Goethe

"Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to  get in,and those inside desperate to get out."  -- Montaigne

"Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution." -- Mae West

"An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her." -- Agatha Christie

"A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished." -- Zsa Zsa Gabor

"Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should behappier than others." -- Oscar Wilde

"Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe." -- Jackie Mason

"Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper." -- Scottish Proverb

"I don't worry about terrorism.  I was married for two years." -- Sam Kinison 

"It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer." -- Anonymous
  
"A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free.  If you are afraid of loneliness,  don't marry." -- Chekhov

"Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too." -- H. L. Mencken

"Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry  later; for another thing, they die earlier." -- H. L. Mencken 

"Marriage is not a word. it's a sentence."

Angel No.1 said "I have the perfect wife. She's an Angel." 
No.2 replied, "How lucky for you. Mines still alive."

The Difference between Heaven and Hell:

Heaven: American Salary, British House, Chinese Food, Indian wife
Hell      : Indian Salary, British Food, Chinese House, American wife