Q: How do you get your wife to scream while you are having an orgasm?
A: Call her and tell her where you are.
Q: If you are having sex with two women and one more woman walks in, what do you have?
A: Divorce proceedings, most likely.
Q: What's the difference between a slut and a bitch?
A: A slut goes to bed with everyone and a bitch goes to bed with everyone but you.
Q: How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
"Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from. "
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If you are having sex with two women and one more woman walks in, what do you have?
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