How Fights Get Started

Nuthin' starts a good fight like a box of cereal.

Super Epic Funny Fail Compilation

A funny fail compilation featuring fails on a slide, a motorcycle, a skateboard, a yoga ball and more.

Super Funny Water Related Fail Compilation

A compilation of really funny water related fails, featuring a small pool, an ice bucket, a boat and more.

Fireworks Fail Compilation

Super Funny Fireworks Fail Compilation

Bicycle Wheelie Fail Compilation

A compilation of clips of guys trying to do a wheelie, but failing.

Russian vs Fish

The fisherman catches his fish, but then...

The Woodpecker Joke

If you don't know what The Woodpecker Joke is, You MUST SEE This!!!!!
It's Super Funny!!!

Twerking Fail

Twerking in a moving vehicle with the door open. What can go wrong?

Back Flip Fail

Quite The Fail. Must See Video!!!

Sitting Around The Locker Room

Several men are sitting around the locker room of a golf club when a mobile phone rings.  One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:

Husband - "Hello?"
Wife - "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

Husband - "Yes, I am"
Wife - "Great!  I'm at the mall two blocks from where you are and I'm looking at a beautiful leather coat. It's absolutely gorgeous! Can I buy it?"

Husband - "What's the price?"
Wife - "Only $1,000."

Husband - "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much."
Wife - "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealer and saw the 2015 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price...and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year..."

Husband - "What price did he quote you?"
Wife - "Only $60,000"

Husband - "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
Wife - "Great!  But before we hang up, just one more thing..."

Husband - "What?"
Wife - "I happened to stop by the real estate agent's office this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year for sale. The one with a pool, English garden and an acre of park area. The beach front property."

Husband - "How much are they asking?"
Wife - "Only $450,000.00 a terrific price...and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover it" 

Three Blondes Are Walking Through The Forest

Three blondes are walking through the forest. They come upon some tracks.

The first blonde says "They're deer tracks."

The second blonde says "They're bear tracks."

The third blonde says "They're moose tracks."

Is There Anyone Who Can Make Me Feel Like A Women?

On a trans-Atlantic flight, a plane is passing through a severe storm when one of the wings is struck by lightning. One woman stands up in the front of the plane and starts screaming, "I'm too young to die!". 

Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I've had plenty of love making in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well, I'’ve had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??" 

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. 

Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. He's gorgeous. Tall, built, with flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. 

A Blonde A Brunette And A Redhead

In a fancy LA restaurant, there is a magical wish granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth -- if you lie, you disappear.

One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter the restaurant and decide to try out the mirror. The brunette goes first. 

"I think I'’m the smartest woman on earth." 

"POOF!" She disappears. The redhead goes up to try. 

"I think I'’m the prettiest woman on earth." 

"POOF!" She disappears. The blonde goes up. 

Why Don't Big Planes Have Little Planes?

A mother and her young son were flying Delta Air Lines from New York to Detroit. The son turned from the window, looked at his mother and asked her, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" 

"Well," the mother said, "Maybe that's something you could ask the stewardess." 

So the boy asks the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" 

Quite The Car

Which way is forward?

A Guy Walks Into A Bar...

A guy walks into a bar, sits down and says to the bartender, "Quick pour me twelve shots." 

So the bartender pours him twelve shots and the guy starts throwing them back really fast, one after another. The bartender says to the guy, "You sure are drinking those drinks awful fast."

The guys says, "Well, you would be drinking really fast too if you had what I've got." 

The bartender says, "And what have you got?"

A Husband Buys His Blond Wife A Cell Phone

A young husband wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decided to buy her a cell phone. She is all excited and loves her phone. He shows her how to use it and explains to her all the features on the phone.

The next day the blonde goes shopping. Her phone rings and it's her husband, "So dear, how do you like your new phone?"

"I just love it" she replies "It's so small and your voice is so clear but there's one thing I don't understand though."

Baseball In Heaven?

John and Cliff were best friends and so obsessed with baseball that they would go to 60 games a year and analyse everything. 

They even promised each other that when one of them goes to heaven, he would come back and tell the other whether there was baseball in heaven or not.

One night Cliff dies in his sleep after watching a Chicago White Sox game. The next day Cliff returns to earth to see his friend. 

"Hi, John." 
"Cliff, is it really you?" 
"Hey, I told you I'd be back to tell you what's up. And, you know John, there's good news and there's bad news." 

A Child's Prayer

One night, a father passed by his daughter's room and heard his daughter praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Bye Grandpa." 

The father didn't quite know what this meant, but was glad his daughter was praying. The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor of a heart attack. The father reassured himself that it was just a coincidence, but was still a bit spooked. 

The next night, he heard his daughter praying again: "God bless Mommy and Daddy. Bye Grandma." 

The father was worried, but decided to wait until morning. Sure enough, the next morning Grandma was on the floor, dead of a heart attack. 

Really scared now, the father decided to wait outside his daughter's door the next night. And sure enough, the girl started to pray: "God bless Mommy. Bye Daddy."

Statements That Should Never Be Said To The Police

The following are some statements that you should NEVER say to the police:

• I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. 

• Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 

• Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on COPS?  

• Aren't you the guy from the village people? 

• Hey, you must have been going 125 to keep up with me, good job. 

• I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer. 

• I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead. 

• You're not going to check the trunk, are you? 

•  Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.

Checking Gas Meters

Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck at one end of the alley and worked their way to the other. At the last house, a woman looking out her kitchen window watched the two men as they checked her gas meter. 

Finishing with the meter check, the senior supervisor challenged his younger co-worker to a foot race down the alley and back to the truck to try and prove that an older guy could outrun a younger one. 

As they came running up to the truck, they realized that the lady from the last house was huffing and puffing right behind them. They stopped and asked her what was wrong. 

Two Campers Were Hiking In The Forest...

 

Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden, a bear jumps out of a bushs and starts to chasing them.

Both campers start running for their lives, when one of them stops and starts putting on his running shoes. 

Roger says, "What are you doing? You can't outrun a bear!" 

The Honeymoon

The reception had ended and the newlyweds had just arrived at their honeymoon resort. After supper and champagne, the groom retired to the bedroom. But Rebecca pulled a chair up to the balcony doors and sat there, gazing up at the stars. 

"Honey," asked the somewhat impatient husband. "Aren't you coming to bed?"

Nice Place For A Swing

She looks so trusting.....

He looks so ready to let her swing....