A guy walks into a bar, sits down and says to the bartender, "Quick pour me twelve shots."
So the bartender pours him twelve shots and the guy starts throwing them back really fast, one after another. The bartender says to the guy, "You sure are drinking those drinks awful fast."
The guys says, "Well, you would be drinking really fast too if you had what I've got."
The bartender says, "And what have you got?"
The guy says, "75 cents."
time for the bartender to kick some ass.
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