Some Funny Pics I Posted To Facebook

Up Up And Away!

At The Nudist Camp

A young boy was taken for his first visit to a nudist camp by his parents. He was surprised at all the different penis sizes on the various men and asked his father about it. The father, being rather well endowed, explained that it was a measure of intelligence, the big ones being smart and the small ones being dumb. That afternoon the father was looking for his wife and asked his son if he had seen his mother. 

Bad Driver

There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a very worried voice says, ’’Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!’’ 

A Scottish man was at a baseball game...

A Scottish man was at a baseball game. It was the first time he had ever seen the sport so he sat quietly. The first batter approached the plate, took a few swings and then hit a double. Everyone was on their feet screaming "Run, run!" 

This happened two more times, with a single and a triple. The Scottish man was now excited and ready to get into the game. 

Some Funny Answering Machine Messages.

My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished. 

Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the phone right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right... real slowly. So leave a message, and when we're done brushing our teeth we'll get back to you.