Baseball In Heaven?

John and Cliff were best friends and so obsessed with baseball that they would go to 60 games a year and analyse everything. 

They even promised each other that when one of them goes to heaven, he would come back and tell the other whether there was baseball in heaven or not.

One night Cliff dies in his sleep after watching a Chicago White Sox game. The next day Cliff returns to earth to see his friend. 

"Hi, John." 
"Cliff, is it really you?" 
"Hey, I told you I'd be back to tell you what's up. And, you know John, there's good news and there's bad news." 

A Scottish man was at a baseball game...

A Scottish man was at a baseball game. It was the first time he had ever seen the sport so he sat quietly. The first batter approached the plate, took a few swings and then hit a double. Everyone was on their feet screaming "Run, run!" 

This happened two more times, with a single and a triple. The Scottish man was now excited and ready to get into the game.