Three Blondes Are Walking Through The Forest

Three blondes are walking through the forest. They come upon some tracks.

The first blonde says "They're deer tracks."

The second blonde says "They're bear tracks."

The third blonde says "They're moose tracks."

A Blonde A Brunette And A Redhead

In a fancy LA restaurant, there is a magical wish granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth -- if you lie, you disappear.

One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter the restaurant and decide to try out the mirror. The brunette goes first. 

"I think I'’m the smartest woman on earth." 

"POOF!" She disappears. The redhead goes up to try. 

"I think I'’m the prettiest woman on earth." 

"POOF!" She disappears. The blonde goes up. 

A Husband Buys His Blond Wife A Cell Phone

A young husband wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decided to buy her a cell phone. She is all excited and loves her phone. He shows her how to use it and explains to her all the features on the phone.

The next day the blonde goes shopping. Her phone rings and it's her husband, "So dear, how do you like your new phone?"

"I just love it" she replies "It's so small and your voice is so clear but there's one thing I don't understand though."

3 Sacks

Three women escape from prison....one is a redhead, one a
brunette, and one a blonde. They run for miles until they come
upon an old barn; they decide to hide in the hayloft and rest. 

When they climb up, they find three gunnysacks and decide to put
them over their heads for camouflage. About an hour later the
sheriff and his deputy come into the barn. The sheriff tell his
deputy to go up and check out the hayloft.