Why Don't Big Planes Have Little Planes?

A mother and her young son were flying Delta Air Lines from New York to Detroit. The son turned from the window, looked at his mother and asked her, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" 

"Well," the mother said, "Maybe that's something you could ask the stewardess." 

So the boy asks the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" 

A Three Year Old Walked Over To A Pregnant Lady

A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office. 
He inquisitively ask the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?" 
She replied, "I’m having a baby." 
With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"

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At The Nudist Camp

A young boy was taken for his first visit to a nudist camp by his parents. He was surprised at all the different penis sizes on the various men and asked his father about it. The father, being rather well endowed, explained that it was a measure of intelligence, the big ones being smart and the small ones being dumb. That afternoon the father was looking for his wife and asked his son if he had seen his mother. 

Bad Driver

There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a very worried voice says, ’’Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!’’