Why Don't Big Planes Have Little Planes?

A mother and her young son were flying Delta Air Lines from New York to Detroit. The son turned from the window, looked at his mother and asked her, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" 

"Well," the mother said, "Maybe that's something you could ask the stewardess." 

So the boy asks the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" 

A Child's Prayer

One night, a father passed by his daughter's room and heard his daughter praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Bye Grandpa." 

The father didn't quite know what this meant, but was glad his daughter was praying. The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor of a heart attack. The father reassured himself that it was just a coincidence, but was still a bit spooked. 

The next night, he heard his daughter praying again: "God bless Mommy and Daddy. Bye Grandma." 

The father was worried, but decided to wait until morning. Sure enough, the next morning Grandma was on the floor, dead of a heart attack. 

Really scared now, the father decided to wait outside his daughter's door the next night. And sure enough, the girl started to pray: "God bless Mommy. Bye Daddy."