Is There Anyone Who Can Make Me Feel Like A Women?

On a trans-Atlantic flight, a plane is passing through a severe storm when one of the wings is struck by lightning. One woman stands up in the front of the plane and starts screaming, "I'm too young to die!". 

Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I've had plenty of love making in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well, I'’ve had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??" 

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. 

Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. He's gorgeous. Tall, built, with flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. 

Years Later

This is for the "nerds" who didn't get enough tail back in high school.

The "nerd" wins in the end.

At The Nudist Camp

A young boy was taken for his first visit to a nudist camp by his parents. He was surprised at all the different penis sizes on the various men and asked his father about it. The father, being rather well endowed, explained that it was a measure of intelligence, the big ones being smart and the small ones being dumb. That afternoon the father was looking for his wife and asked his son if he had seen his mother. 

A Few Quick Jokes

Q: How do you get your wife to scream while you are having an orgasm? 
A: Call her and tell her where you are. 

Q: If you are having sex with two women and one more woman walks in, what do you have? 
A: Divorce proceedings, most likely.