The following are some statements that you should NEVER say to the police:
- I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
- Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
- Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on COPS?
- Aren't you the guy from the village people?
- Hey, you must have been going 125 to keep up with me, good job.
- I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.
- I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
- You're not going to check the trunk, are you?
- Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.
